DA FOOD, MAN.

  Alexander Valadez
1/29/15
Da Food

The main course of the meal has arrived and it was time to feast. The school lunch will consist of human meat, steamed vegetables, mashed potatoes, and Kool-Aid. The thanksgiving meal at EC was being prepared for the cannibals. This was going to be the best surprise ever, since all EC kids enjoy feasting on their own kind. It was going to mark every kid’s calendar, human meat it very rare. The human meat comes dead prisoners or humans donating their flesh themselves for a pair of fuzzy dice for the generous donation. Finally it was time to feast. The line long as ever, never seen before. Every kid sat down and ready to smash on the school prepared concoction. The only thing visible in the cafeteria was the EC cannibals stuffing themselves. Nothing in the pots or pans was visible except the pot or pan itself. The meal was a huge success, but then everyone threw up because not a single person at EC is a human meat eater. Cannibalism is sick, point blank.

Da best book

Book that the world should read.

The book I believe everyone in the world should read would be The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle. This book is the best picture book someone will read during their academic years. It's a children's book so it will have 1st grade vocabulary that is easy to understand for anyone above a 1st grade reading level. The pictures give a better understanding of what the book if about if someone does not understand the words. It has sold over 30 million copies (guap) worldwide. It has been described as "one of the greatest childhood classics of all time." This book has and will change the world by giving the reader a deep insight about what a ravenous caterpillar does. Next time someone challenges a reader about their caterpillar expertise the challenger will receive an embarrassment.

My Clones, Fam.

Alexander Valadez If I had 10 clones of myself, there would be a big chance of me becoming a very wealthy man. This is going to come true because 2 of clones will take every mathematics and business classes there exist. Those 2 clones with that type of mathematical knowledge and business knowledge will earn me a load of cash into my hands. Three other clones will take classes that focus on health of the body, brain techniques, and fighting classes. This will ensure I live a happy, healthy, and fighting skilled life. Then, another three clones will do my dirty work, and when I say dirty work I mean stealing or causing some type of trouble in the world. Why not have fun with clones? If all three die and I’m not dead who cares? I would make the clones take things that I desire such as food for the most part. If I don’t spend money on things I want, and then those other two clones have the greatest math and business intelligence to make me money, then I will become wealthier. Finally, the other two clones will be my anger relievers. They will be there to stand around when I am angry so I can punch them to get rid of my anger. All of these clones will create a very powerful figure the world will come to face. None of this will happen, though.

Perfect Getaway

The perfect place to go away f9r a few days would be a cabana on qn island far far away from society. This whole trip would have to be planned out because I would need WiFi to get weather updates or else I would get hit by some type of threatning weather. This place is paradise, water is crystal clear, sun is shinning,  and natures food is everywhere (fruit.) To get away for a few days to a place with no existence of technology,  fast food joints, busy places, and annoying people would be the best thing ever. Not only those things that I mentioned would be in that island, but no school. No more homework, quizzes, and walking from building to building looking at depressed LCCC college students. It would take my mind off of many things, pretty much like a gaint weight being lifted off of my shoulders. One day it shall happen.

Cellphone Banning

The rule for cellphones should be enforced because cellphones are dangerous things in society. They cause many accidents, deaths, and low grades. Not only do they distract other people from doing their work but they distract the person they're texting too. In the education views on cellphones there are arguments on why they shouldn't be at school, but there are also many arguments in the scientific field too. One reason are the microwaves that cellphones use to get signal, these waves over time can cause a brain tumor from excessive calling or having the phone in the pocket. This is most dangerous for younger people because their brains are still developing, and giving the brain a heavy dose of microwaves isn't the best idea.

3 Aspects of Life

Alexander Valadez

11/13/14

Magical Phone

If I had the chance to buy a magical phone I would only buy the phone if it had some very great and innovative apps on it. Humanity is advancing greatly, but technology has overpassed this advancement years ago. By saying that I believe my phone would have a food maker, this will cut time out of people’s day, and time is money that can be made. A food making app would increase the motivation for people to eat healthy decreasing the percentage rate of obesity in the entire world. An app that would be great would be a heater. This would create an “aurora” of heat around the user, this would be very useful during the winter especially when someone is walking to a certain location. My last feature that my magical phone would have to have would be a virtual tutor to help me with certain work that is a challenge to me. Not only would this “tutor” help me, but it would also become a friend and friends are good. This would be my ideal phone for me to be successful, healthy, warm, and socially healthy.  

The Veggie Tales Though

Alexander Valadez

The thing that comforts me the most would be the Veggie Tales movies. These movies/shows are very entertaining to me and many children across the world. I’m not saying I’m a child because children enjoy this. I’m saying I like it because when you watch this, it gets you wondering what the creators of the movies/shows were doing when this idea came through their head. I mean you must’ve been partying too hard or using illegal products. Like who comes up out of nowhere to create and produce a show about talking tomatoes and cucumbers on quests? There are many different things they could have been doing. Whatever they were doing it gets my attention when I’m just not me. I like the talk and laugh a lot, so best believe I must watch strange things to bring me back to “normal.” Funny jokes, pranks, and many other things is what keeps me not violent.