My Clones, Fam.

Alexander Valadez If I had 10 clones of myself, there would be a big chance of me becoming a very wealthy man. This is going to come true because 2 of clones will take every mathematics and business classes there exist. Those 2 clones with that type of mathematical knowledge and business knowledge will earn me a load of cash into my hands. Three other clones will take classes that focus on health of the body, brain techniques, and fighting classes. This will ensure I live a happy, healthy, and fighting skilled life. Then, another three clones will do my dirty work, and when I say dirty work I mean stealing or causing some type of trouble in the world. Why not have fun with clones? If all three die and I’m not dead who cares? I would make the clones take things that I desire such as food for the most part. If I don’t spend money on things I want, and then those other two clones have the greatest math and business intelligence to make me money, then I will become wealthier. Finally, the other two clones will be my anger relievers. They will be there to stand around when I am angry so I can punch them to get rid of my anger. All of these clones will create a very powerful figure the world will come to face. None of this will happen, though.

Perfect Getaway

The perfect place to go away f9r a few days would be a cabana on qn island far far away from society. This whole trip would have to be planned out because I would need WiFi to get weather updates or else I would get hit by some type of threatning weather. This place is paradise, water is crystal clear, sun is shinning,  and natures food is everywhere (fruit.) To get away for a few days to a place with no existence of technology,  fast food joints, busy places, and annoying people would be the best thing ever. Not only those things that I mentioned would be in that island, but no school. No more homework, quizzes, and walking from building to building looking at depressed LCCC college students. It would take my mind off of many things, pretty much like a gaint weight being lifted off of my shoulders. One day it shall happen.

Cellphone Banning

The rule for cellphones should be enforced because cellphones are dangerous things in society. They cause many accidents, deaths, and low grades. Not only do they distract other people from doing their work but they distract the person they're texting too. In the education views on cellphones there are arguments on why they shouldn't be at school, but there are also many arguments in the scientific field too. One reason are the microwaves that cellphones use to get signal, these waves over time can cause a brain tumor from excessive calling or having the phone in the pocket. This is most dangerous for younger people because their brains are still developing, and giving the brain a heavy dose of microwaves isn't the best idea.

3 Aspects of Life

Alexander Valadez

11/13/14

Magical Phone

If I had the chance to buy a magical phone I would only buy the phone if it had some very great and innovative apps on it. Humanity is advancing greatly, but technology has overpassed this advancement years ago. By saying that I believe my phone would have a food maker, this will cut time out of people’s day, and time is money that can be made. A food making app would increase the motivation for people to eat healthy decreasing the percentage rate of obesity in the entire world. An app that would be great would be a heater. This would create an “aurora” of heat around the user, this would be very useful during the winter especially when someone is walking to a certain location. My last feature that my magical phone would have to have would be a virtual tutor to help me with certain work that is a challenge to me. Not only would this “tutor” help me, but it would also become a friend and friends are good. This would be my ideal phone for me to be successful, healthy, warm, and socially healthy.  

The Veggie Tales Though

Alexander Valadez

The thing that comforts me the most would be the Veggie Tales movies. These movies/shows are very entertaining to me and many children across the world. I’m not saying I’m a child because children enjoy this. I’m saying I like it because when you watch this, it gets you wondering what the creators of the movies/shows were doing when this idea came through their head. I mean you must’ve been partying too hard or using illegal products. Like who comes up out of nowhere to create and produce a show about talking tomatoes and cucumbers on quests? There are many different things they could have been doing. Whatever they were doing it gets my attention when I’m just not me. I like the talk and laugh a lot, so best believe I must watch strange things to bring me back to “normal.” Funny jokes, pranks, and many other things is what keeps me not violent.

My Name Poem. I LOVE CAKE

Alex is my name. Given to me by my parents. Sometimes I’ll always ask them why give me such a name? My name described in many ways but like a train going into a tunnel this question always comes into my brain. All I know is that my name is Alex I’m from Dallas I have many different talents but a very great challenge to get over my lack of ballast. Defender and helper of mankind is a very jumping description in my opinion. I see my name a very rough object but soft to the touch. Such an object never seen before and such a mystery to the people that have seen it before.  Full of color and shaped just like a toy this thing can bring some funny jokes and lots of joy. This is how it comes to mind. A very unusual but strong name given to me by my own two loving parents. I enjoy having the name. What is there really to hate? But oh my gosh look I just found some cake!!

Relationship Lasting

  The breakups that I see happen the most would be during Spring Break and Two Weeks before Christmas. Both of these times you spend the most money to go somewhere expensive for the Spring Break or expensive gifts for Christmas. If you're going to be in a relationship just expect to have some extra money to spend for your significant other. These aren't the type of relationships that you had during elementary school. This is the real thing, and you best believe you better need a Rosary to ask the Lord to give you the strength for what ride you're in for with that single person. Anyways lets continue why breakups happen during these time. In order for your boyfriend/girlfriend not to breakup with  would for you to get out of that fast food restaurant and find a better paying job the requires a high school diploma. April fools seems to be another specific time of year too. Ladies and gentlemen all I have to say for you to do would to stop getting jokes from a Google search you did at 10:39 at night. This will get you and your relationship nowhere. Money, jokes, lots of time, and lots and lots of Oreos. Oreos make everything last.

The Nastiest Food EVER!!

Alexander Valadez
Journal
10/2/14

The most disgusting food I've ever tasted in my entire life of breathing would probably be the Lays Mango Salsa chips. These things shouldn't even be considered chips at all nor should Lays ever be considered a chip brand anymore. These so called “chips” make your stomach and mouth so dry that you would pay thousands of dollars for a cup of water to conquer your thirst. I don’t understand where the idea came up to bring salsa and a tropical fruit together into chips, I just hope one day the confused souls get Sanctified for making this idea become possible. The money used for production and advertisement could’ve been used for something that would benefit society. If I ever see one more bag of these horrible chips I will bring Lays to court for this madness. It’s like eating dead (very dead) grass with 17 month old tomatoes mixed and mushed into the grass, freshly imported mangoes, lots and lots of sugar, some type of nasty hot sauce, and finally very stale tortilla chips from last night’s Mexican restaurant dinner all in one bag. I’d rather eat garbage (for the FREE!!) than spend another $1.29 for those “chips.”

The easy thing Alexander Valadez

Alexander Valadez
Journal
9/25/14

I would choose to be a Spartan because the helmet looks like nice piece of metal to bash someone’s head when that person say things the Spartan’s Abhor. It also seems like it very comfortable to wear hours on end on a daily basis. After seeing the movie 300 this would be very awesome, especially the way they train, it seems like a piece of cake. Talking about food, the food they make and eat sounds like it would be incredible to eat especially after some easy life threatening training. Fighting and killing would be a fun and easy part, it’s just swinging a 75 lb sword around for hours, including blocking yourself from enemies with the 40 lb shield. I mean the enemies are just swinging a sword that can take off hands, legs, or head. All of this would be very exciting, since I watched 300 I should have the proper knowledge to conquer everything.  

Blog 9/18/14 Alexander Valadez

Alexander Valadez

9/18/14

If I can have anyone for Swiss miss to come over to be my guests I would choose the CEO of hot pockets, my boss, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua. My boss would get a world’s best boss mug, both the CEO and the dog would get a mug that says “give me free food.” During our little meeting with my boss I would strike up a conversation about me getting a raise at my job. For the CEO, there would be talk about me joining the company to get to a food tasting job. The hardest part about this would be the communication between me and the dog. If he had fluent English I and the Chihuahua would speak about again letting me into their business to test all new items. Doing this would improve my lifestyle in every way possible, especially that raise from my job.

Journal. Animal I would take

Alexander Valadez

Journal

Animals I would save

The animals I would choose to save would be a sea turtle because I can train it to catch fish and do many other things. The second animal I would take to save would be a parrot because I can make it learn how to say funny things. Parrots themselves are funny, jokes coming from a bird would be the most entertaining thing to me. The third animal I would take would be a dairy cow. Dairy cows are a vital thing to this planet, their dairy is used in almost every food. Having a cow would give me milk, by having milk I can take a lifetime supply of Oreos. Having milk and Oreos would be the best. I could survive with all three of these animals and the lifetime supply of Oreos for years, unless of course on of the animals die. I’d feed them some Oreos and water. Having food, milk, fish, and funny entertainment is all I need.

Who I would choose as president

I would choose ______ as president

Alexander Valadez

If I had the opportunity to choose someone as president I would choose the CEO of Oreos. Choosing Irene Rosenfeld (CEO of the parent company that gets these pieces of heaven to our shelves) would make have equanimity because Oreos make me feel as if I can through anything in life. If you’ve never tasted Oreos it just makes me question your existence on the solar system. Who can deny the crème inside? Oreo is that cookie company that likes to have fun with their heavenly creation, by that I mean the holiday themed cookies. Who wouldn’t want to see a ghost during the Halloween season? I’m not saying to stuff your face with Oreos when you come home from grocery shopping, too much of something isn’t really that healthy, even when it’s actually healthy for you (vegetables, fruit, and water.) Irene would have my vote if he runs for president if he runs when I’m old enough to vote. He would solve wars by shooting the enemies with Oreos. This world and his power can would make the world a better place for future generations to come. So please America, go and vote for this guy if he runs!!

Alexander Valadez's Lotion Rule (#1 Rule)

My #1 Rule

Alexander Valadez

My #1 rule would be to always have lotion. This means that I always have lotion with me or on me. Knowing I have ashy knee caps and elbows is a no for me. I especially put it on after my morning shower, that’s when I get real ashy. One time during the 5^th grade I showered in the morning and forgot to put on lotion, throughout that whole day it felt like I had swords wrapped in sandpaper. That experience made me get the habit to always have lotion in my area after any shower. I believe everyone should follow this rule I follow because it would benefit anyone greatly. Lotion helps to relieve stress because of its vitamins and its “coolness” when you’re applying it. Lotion ranges in many types of scents such as fruits, foods, and other types of weird smells. The lotion gets rid of dead skin cells, gives the skin a glowing effect, and keeps the kin from aging. So, for $5.32 at Walmart you can get yourself 6.8oz of Dove refreshingly smooth lotion, and all the benefits mentioned above can all be yours.