The Veggie Tales Though

Alexander Valadez

The thing that comforts me the most would be the Veggie Tales movies. These movies/shows are very entertaining to me and many children across the world. I’m not saying I’m a child because children enjoy this. I’m saying I like it because when you watch this, it gets you wondering what the creators of the movies/shows were doing when this idea came through their head. I mean you must’ve been partying too hard or using illegal products. Like who comes up out of nowhere to create and produce a show about talking tomatoes and cucumbers on quests? There are many different things they could have been doing. Whatever they were doing it gets my attention when I’m just not me. I like the talk and laugh a lot, so best believe I must watch strange things to bring me back to “normal.” Funny jokes, pranks, and many other things is what keeps me not violent.

My Name Poem. I LOVE CAKE

Alex is my name. Given to me by my parents. Sometimes I’ll always ask them why give me such a name? My name described in many ways but like a train going into a tunnel this question always comes into my brain. All I know is that my name is Alex I’m from Dallas I have many different talents but a very great challenge to get over my lack of ballast. Defender and helper of mankind is a very jumping description in my opinion. I see my name a very rough object but soft to the touch. Such an object never seen before and such a mystery to the people that have seen it before.  Full of color and shaped just like a toy this thing can bring some funny jokes and lots of joy. This is how it comes to mind. A very unusual but strong name given to me by my own two loving parents. I enjoy having the name. What is there really to hate? But oh my gosh look I just found some cake!!

Relationship Lasting

  The breakups that I see happen the most would be during Spring Break and Two Weeks before Christmas. Both of these times you spend the most money to go somewhere expensive for the Spring Break or expensive gifts for Christmas. If you're going to be in a relationship just expect to have some extra money to spend for your significant other. These aren't the type of relationships that you had during elementary school. This is the real thing, and you best believe you better need a Rosary to ask the Lord to give you the strength for what ride you're in for with that single person. Anyways lets continue why breakups happen during these time. In order for your boyfriend/girlfriend not to breakup with  would for you to get out of that fast food restaurant and find a better paying job the requires a high school diploma. April fools seems to be another specific time of year too. Ladies and gentlemen all I have to say for you to do would to stop getting jokes from a Google search you did at 10:39 at night. This will get you and your relationship nowhere. Money, jokes, lots of time, and lots and lots of Oreos. Oreos make everything last.

The Nastiest Food EVER!!

Alexander Valadez
Journal
10/2/14

The most disgusting food I've ever tasted in my entire life of breathing would probably be the Lays Mango Salsa chips. These things shouldn't even be considered chips at all nor should Lays ever be considered a chip brand anymore. These so called “chips” make your stomach and mouth so dry that you would pay thousands of dollars for a cup of water to conquer your thirst. I don’t understand where the idea came up to bring salsa and a tropical fruit together into chips, I just hope one day the confused souls get Sanctified for making this idea become possible. The money used for production and advertisement could’ve been used for something that would benefit society. If I ever see one more bag of these horrible chips I will bring Lays to court for this madness. It’s like eating dead (very dead) grass with 17 month old tomatoes mixed and mushed into the grass, freshly imported mangoes, lots and lots of sugar, some type of nasty hot sauce, and finally very stale tortilla chips from last night’s Mexican restaurant dinner all in one bag. I’d rather eat garbage (for the FREE!!) than spend another $1.29 for those “chips.”