DA FOOD, MAN.

  Alexander Valadez
1/29/15
Da Food

The main course of the meal has arrived and it was time to feast. The school lunch will consist of human meat, steamed vegetables, mashed potatoes, and Kool-Aid. The thanksgiving meal at EC was being prepared for the cannibals. This was going to be the best surprise ever, since all EC kids enjoy feasting on their own kind. It was going to mark every kid’s calendar, human meat it very rare. The human meat comes dead prisoners or humans donating their flesh themselves for a pair of fuzzy dice for the generous donation. Finally it was time to feast. The line long as ever, never seen before. Every kid sat down and ready to smash on the school prepared concoction. The only thing visible in the cafeteria was the EC cannibals stuffing themselves. Nothing in the pots or pans was visible except the pot or pan itself. The meal was a huge success, but then everyone threw up because not a single person at EC is a human meat eater. Cannibalism is sick, point blank.

Da best book

Book that the world should read.

The book I believe everyone in the world should read would be The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle. This book is the best picture book someone will read during their academic years. It's a children's book so it will have 1st grade vocabulary that is easy to understand for anyone above a 1st grade reading level. The pictures give a better understanding of what the book if about if someone does not understand the words. It has sold over 30 million copies (guap) worldwide. It has been described as "one of the greatest childhood classics of all time." This book has and will change the world by giving the reader a deep insight about what a ravenous caterpillar does. Next time someone challenges a reader about their caterpillar expertise the challenger will receive an embarrassment.