The easy thing Alexander Valadez

Alexander Valadez
Journal
9/25/14

I would choose to be a Spartan because the helmet looks like nice piece of metal to bash someone’s head when that person say things the Spartan’s Abhor. It also seems like it very comfortable to wear hours on end on a daily basis. After seeing the movie 300 this would be very awesome, especially the way they train, it seems like a piece of cake. Talking about food, the food they make and eat sounds like it would be incredible to eat especially after some easy life threatening training. Fighting and killing would be a fun and easy part, it’s just swinging a 75 lb sword around for hours, including blocking yourself from enemies with the 40 lb shield. I mean the enemies are just swinging a sword that can take off hands, legs, or head. All of this would be very exciting, since I watched 300 I should have the proper knowledge to conquer everything.  

Blog 9/18/14 Alexander Valadez

Alexander Valadez

9/18/14

If I can have anyone for Swiss miss to come over to be my guests I would choose the CEO of hot pockets, my boss, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua. My boss would get a world’s best boss mug, both the CEO and the dog would get a mug that says “give me free food.” During our little meeting with my boss I would strike up a conversation about me getting a raise at my job. For the CEO, there would be talk about me joining the company to get to a food tasting job. The hardest part about this would be the communication between me and the dog. If he had fluent English I and the Chihuahua would speak about again letting me into their business to test all new items. Doing this would improve my lifestyle in every way possible, especially that raise from my job.

Journal. Animal I would take

Alexander Valadez

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Animals I would save

The animals I would choose to save would be a sea turtle because I can train it to catch fish and do many other things. The second animal I would take to save would be a parrot because I can make it learn how to say funny things. Parrots themselves are funny, jokes coming from a bird would be the most entertaining thing to me. The third animal I would take would be a dairy cow. Dairy cows are a vital thing to this planet, their dairy is used in almost every food. Having a cow would give me milk, by having milk I can take a lifetime supply of Oreos. Having milk and Oreos would be the best. I could survive with all three of these animals and the lifetime supply of Oreos for years, unless of course on of the animals die. I’d feed them some Oreos and water. Having food, milk, fish, and funny entertainment is all I need.

Who I would choose as president

I would choose ______ as president

Alexander Valadez

If I had the opportunity to choose someone as president I would choose the CEO of Oreos. Choosing Irene Rosenfeld (CEO of the parent company that gets these pieces of heaven to our shelves) would make have equanimity because Oreos make me feel as if I can through anything in life. If you’ve never tasted Oreos it just makes me question your existence on the solar system. Who can deny the crème inside? Oreo is that cookie company that likes to have fun with their heavenly creation, by that I mean the holiday themed cookies. Who wouldn’t want to see a ghost during the Halloween season? I’m not saying to stuff your face with Oreos when you come home from grocery shopping, too much of something isn’t really that healthy, even when it’s actually healthy for you (vegetables, fruit, and water.) Irene would have my vote if he runs for president if he runs when I’m old enough to vote. He would solve wars by shooting the enemies with Oreos. This world and his power can would make the world a better place for future generations to come. So please America, go and vote for this guy if he runs!!

Alexander Valadez's Lotion Rule (#1 Rule)

My #1 Rule

Alexander Valadez

My #1 rule would be to always have lotion. This means that I always have lotion with me or on me. Knowing I have ashy knee caps and elbows is a no for me. I especially put it on after my morning shower, that’s when I get real ashy. One time during the 5^th grade I showered in the morning and forgot to put on lotion, throughout that whole day it felt like I had swords wrapped in sandpaper. That experience made me get the habit to always have lotion in my area after any shower. I believe everyone should follow this rule I follow because it would benefit anyone greatly. Lotion helps to relieve stress because of its vitamins and its “coolness” when you’re applying it. Lotion ranges in many types of scents such as fruits, foods, and other types of weird smells. The lotion gets rid of dead skin cells, gives the skin a glowing effect, and keeps the kin from aging. So, for $5.32 at Walmart you can get yourself 6.8oz of Dove refreshingly smooth lotion, and all the benefits mentioned above can all be yours.