Thursday, October 2, 2014

The Nastiest Food EVER!!

Alexander Valadez
Journal
10/2/14

The most disgusting food I've ever tasted in my entire life of breathing would probably be the Lays Mango Salsa chips. These things shouldn't even be considered chips at all nor should Lays ever be considered a chip brand anymore. These so called “chips” make your stomach and mouth so dry that you would pay thousands of dollars for a cup of water to conquer your thirst. I don’t understand where the idea came up to bring salsa and a tropical fruit together into chips, I just hope one day the confused souls get Sanctified for making this idea become possible. The money used for production and advertisement could’ve been used for something that would benefit society. If I ever see one more bag of these horrible chips I will bring Lays to court for this madness. It’s like eating dead (very dead) grass with 17 month old tomatoes mixed and mushed into the grass, freshly imported mangoes, lots and lots of sugar, some type of nasty hot sauce, and finally very stale tortilla chips from last night’s Mexican restaurant dinner all in one bag. I’d rather eat garbage (for the FREE!!) than spend another $1.29 for those “chips.”

1 comment:

  1. I've never tried the had those kind of chips before but I bet they taste like what you had described. I liked the blog.

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